Yesterday, Kyle Schwarber was demoted to Triple-A to clear his head. But Joe Buck would've cleared it for him! Guess Schwarber is just one less thing for Joe Buck to plug. Joe Buck is now the new Crying Jordan meme. Also, yesterday, Jason Heyward was DL'd. Right now, Joe Maddon is like, "All I need is Ian Happ. And this chair. All I need is Ian Happ, this chair and this remote control. And Tommy La Stella. All I need is Ian Happ, this chair, this remote control and Tommy La Stella. And these Buddy Holly glasses. Happ, chair, remote, La Stella and these glasses! That's all I need!" I'm sure Schwarber will be back at some point, but, in most mixed leagues, you can move on. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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